Dude, Where's My Car?

Dude, where's your brain?

I guess I left it at The Twins' house.

Wrong, Dude. You've still got it.

Hey, Dude. I didn't notice. Sweeeet!

Dude, what's the point of this movie?

Look for the continuum transfunctioner, find my car, give The Twins their birthday gifts and...

Get treats in return?

Yeah, Dude. Treats are sweet.

What about those Nordic gay aliens and the nerdy UFO freaks in bubblewrap cozzies?

They take the pressure off us being funny.

Who's funny, Dude?

This is a movie about teenage wasters trying to remember what happened yesterday.

Are Jesse (Ashton Kutcher) and Chester (Seann William Scott) the new Bill and Ted?

Bill And Ted were dudes, Dude.

And we aren't?

Just look at our clothes.

Dude, what is the purpose of moron humour?

To meet Hot Chicks?

Sweeeet!